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Unfinished Library Mod & NPC Account ([personal profile] libraryassistants) wrote in [community profile] unfinishedooc2025-12-20 09:27 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Welcome to the Library

Those who are new awake in the stacks.

You’re not sure when you fell asleep, and the memories of the last things you were doing are hazy at best. But now you’re here, and all you can see is books in every direction, the bookshelves teetering high enough above you to reach to the sky.

A helpful sign points you in the direction of the main circulation desk, and even if you try to ignore it and go in any other direction, the desk is where you will find yourself. A figure sits behind the desk, not even looking up as they sort through books and other media; they look, to your character, to be the exact picture of what they expect a Librarian to be.

Trying to ask the Librarian a question will get them shushed, but they’ll point down a hallway to the side, leading to a kitchenette and what appears to be a dorm room, where they’ll find they’re not alone in this strange place. But once they’ve looked away, when they look back, the Librarian is gone.


The Lobby

Those who are already familiar with the Library will see the Lobby change for the second time. It’s not paper plate UFOs and metal walls this time. Instead there are cheerful garlands strung about, and a stack of books shaped into a Christmas tree taking pride of place. The Help Desk is closed, the ‘Back in 5’ sign once again a bald-faced lie, but there is a menorah sat behind in the window, conveniently just out of reach of anyone who tries to get it. The candles are lit in a… somewhat sporadic fashion, the correct order but with no rhyme or reason to what ‘night’ is being represented. Either time is strange here, whoever’s in charge of it doesn’t know what day it is either, or they simply don’t care. Or some mix of the three.

Those two particular winter holidays are not the only ones represented either; characters will find a smattering of decorations or festive accessories from a great number of holidays, from their own worlds and beyond. There is what looks like a cabinet with instructions to pick your fortune from one of the many drawers. For some reason, there are a number of what looks like a child’s toy ponies placed on and around the cabinet. There are also some posters declaring in bold, decidedly upsetting typeset: “THE GOD-EMPEROR WISHES YOU A FESTIVE SANGUINALIA!” complete with a picture of a certain Library resident in all his feathered, shining glory. (The poster is not remotely shiny, but there are helpful accent lines to show that he should be shining.) And, for some reason, there is also a giant straw goat in the garden now, surrounded by festive strings of lights. Please do not set it on fire.

The Kitchens

It seems the decorations are not the only thing in the holiday spirit. The kitchens, usually bereft of anything but the most basic foodstuffs, are now full to the brim with a variety of holiday foods. There is always a tureen with hot mulled wine and a try of sweet pastries near by it, there’s ham and latkes in the fridge to be heated up, jelly doughnuts, moon cakes, pies, and an assortment of other delicious things. If your character would expect to find a certain thing within the stash, they do, regardless of how niche it may be. Christmas chili? Of course there’s christmas chili!

Oh, and that mulled wine isn’t the only alcohol around either- champagne, sake, hard cider… again, anything anyone might expect to find. Just try not to overdo it too much, alright? Everyone still has to sleep in the same room, and the Assistants aren’t going to show up to hold your hair back.

Crafts and More

What good are holidays without crafts? The Maker’s Space has been specially supplied with anything you might need to make your festive crafts- this includes everything you’d need for a gingerbread construction! (You’d think this would be in the kitchen, but don’t kid yourself- those things are not for eating.) There’s strips of colorful paper rings and instructions on how to make your own, little things of clay and paint and directions on how to craft your own dreidel, ’stained glass’ paper lanterns, and more. Oh, and glitter. Obviously there is a lot of glitter available.

There are also snow globe kits, mostly generic winter themes- trees, presents, and the like. Strangely enough, however, when they’re complete and shaken, they’ll show a memory from the person who shook it- a memory of a holiday, or snow, or generally something that invokes the feeling of the season- light, and hope, and togetherness. It’s fragmented, almost stop-motion in between the falling bits of ‘snow,’ but once it has settled the normal, basic scene inside returns.
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[personal profile] noonlight 2026-01-02 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"From what I can tell of this place, it's mostly meant for humans. On the whole, a perfectly fine species for a collection of social apes, but they do have a habit of eating poisons for fun." Hot peppers, chocolate, alcohol, caffeine, and so on.

"If I can politely take the time test the food, I feel it's wise." An herbal tea that shouldn't poison them? Sounds lovely.
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[personal profile] guilliman 2026-01-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
He chuffs, like a beast in an extremely large human skin.

"You are not wrong. We bear exceptional burdens, and recreational poisonings are one of the ways we cope. Those of us who are so fortunate as to be able to be poisoned," he caveats. He does still count himself as human, in the face of the Other. (And other, in the face of the Human.) "You resemble old enemies of ours. But tell me more of your people, and I may share drink with you."

He says it solemnly, in the old Macraggian way. To break bread. To share a table. Before the Imperium came, that meant something.
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[personal profile] noonlight 2026-01-02 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"My people are scattered throughout time and space and it's possible that you met a branch that had gone awry." As the water boils, Lu reaches up high onto the mug shelf to see if there's a suitable novelty-sized mug for a very large man; if luck doesn't hold, they'll find a good sized ceramic bowl. Either way, dishes at the ready, they scoop out some herbal tea ('Earl Greypfruit') and get the sugar at the ready.

"I am Illumination, of the line of Yufin-Yufafin, one of Qin's Get. All my life I have lived in the great rift city, Yesh me-Ayin, surrounded by a couple million of my closest friends."
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[personal profile] guilliman 2026-01-04 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Hm," he grants. Or you may be a branch that has gone awry from them, he thinks but does not say. "Illumination, of the line of Yufin-Yufafin," he repeats with uncannily good pronunciation. "Well met. I am Lord Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Thirteenth Legion of the Adeptus Astartes, of the Imperium of Man. I was found, and raised, in Magna Civitas Macragge, of the planet Macragge. I am the thirteenth of twenty of my kind."

Despite his prior statement, he doesn't move to take a mug of tea until they have. Does not add sugar to his mug until they have. All the markers of one overly accustomed to poisons and other attempts on their life.
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[personal profile] noonlight 2026-01-04 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't really know what most of that means, but I still think it is a pleasure to meet you." Illumination does their best to show that they are not poisoning anything. "Would you prefer if I drank first from your cup? I haven't done anything untoward, but I know how hard that can be to prove."

"I've never been a knife in a back sort of person. It just doesn't really appeal to me? I know it's often more practical, but..."
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[personal profile] guilliman 2026-01-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"That should not be necessary, but your offer is appreciated," he says, wryly. He is making a bit of an ass if himself, isn't he?

"A knife to the front, then?" he asks, attempting to turn the faux pas into humor, if they have a human sense of it.
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[personal profile] noonlight 2026-01-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
No more than they were testing whatever was in the cupboards.

"Darling, if you're so close that you need a knife in the front something has gone very wrong indeed. Sniper at a distance, or if absolutely necessary, that's what very messy magic is for." It's a bitch to get the stains out, though. "Or so I've heard. I'm just a researcher. Paper-pusher. I dream of paperclips and colour-coding."