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Unfinished Library Mod & NPC Account ([personal profile] libraryassistants) wrote in [community profile] unfinishedooc2025-12-20 09:27 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Welcome to the Library

Those who are new awake in the stacks.

You’re not sure when you fell asleep, and the memories of the last things you were doing are hazy at best. But now you’re here, and all you can see is books in every direction, the bookshelves teetering high enough above you to reach to the sky.

A helpful sign points you in the direction of the main circulation desk, and even if you try to ignore it and go in any other direction, the desk is where you will find yourself. A figure sits behind the desk, not even looking up as they sort through books and other media; they look, to your character, to be the exact picture of what they expect a Librarian to be.

Trying to ask the Librarian a question will get them shushed, but they’ll point down a hallway to the side, leading to a kitchenette and what appears to be a dorm room, where they’ll find they’re not alone in this strange place. But once they’ve looked away, when they look back, the Librarian is gone.


The Lobby

Those who are already familiar with the Library will see the Lobby change for the second time. It’s not paper plate UFOs and metal walls this time. Instead there are cheerful garlands strung about, and a stack of books shaped into a Christmas tree taking pride of place. The Help Desk is closed, the ‘Back in 5’ sign once again a bald-faced lie, but there is a menorah sat behind in the window, conveniently just out of reach of anyone who tries to get it. The candles are lit in a… somewhat sporadic fashion, the correct order but with no rhyme or reason to what ‘night’ is being represented. Either time is strange here, whoever’s in charge of it doesn’t know what day it is either, or they simply don’t care. Or some mix of the three.

Those two particular winter holidays are not the only ones represented either; characters will find a smattering of decorations or festive accessories from a great number of holidays, from their own worlds and beyond. There is what looks like a cabinet with instructions to pick your fortune from one of the many drawers. For some reason, there are a number of what looks like a child’s toy ponies placed on and around the cabinet. There are also some posters declaring in bold, decidedly upsetting typeset: “THE GOD-EMPEROR WISHES YOU A FESTIVE SANGUINALIA!” complete with a picture of a certain Library resident in all his feathered, shining glory. (The poster is not remotely shiny, but there are helpful accent lines to show that he should be shining.) And, for some reason, there is also a giant straw goat in the garden now, surrounded by festive strings of lights. Please do not set it on fire.

The Kitchens

It seems the decorations are not the only thing in the holiday spirit. The kitchens, usually bereft of anything but the most basic foodstuffs, are now full to the brim with a variety of holiday foods. There is always a tureen with hot mulled wine and a try of sweet pastries near by it, there’s ham and latkes in the fridge to be heated up, jelly doughnuts, moon cakes, pies, and an assortment of other delicious things. If your character would expect to find a certain thing within the stash, they do, regardless of how niche it may be. Christmas chili? Of course there’s christmas chili!

Oh, and that mulled wine isn’t the only alcohol around either- champagne, sake, hard cider… again, anything anyone might expect to find. Just try not to overdo it too much, alright? Everyone still has to sleep in the same room, and the Assistants aren’t going to show up to hold your hair back.

Crafts and More

What good are holidays without crafts? The Maker’s Space has been specially supplied with anything you might need to make your festive crafts- this includes everything you’d need for a gingerbread construction! (You’d think this would be in the kitchen, but don’t kid yourself- those things are not for eating.) There’s strips of colorful paper rings and instructions on how to make your own, little things of clay and paint and directions on how to craft your own dreidel, ’stained glass’ paper lanterns, and more. Oh, and glitter. Obviously there is a lot of glitter available.

There are also snow globe kits, mostly generic winter themes- trees, presents, and the like. Strangely enough, however, when they’re complete and shaken, they’ll show a memory from the person who shook it- a memory of a holiday, or snow, or generally something that invokes the feeling of the season- light, and hope, and togetherness. It’s fragmented, almost stop-motion in between the falling bits of ‘snow,’ but once it has settled the normal, basic scene inside returns.
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it is 100% fine! always good to see Disco Elysiums.

[personal profile] friendingmachine 2026-01-13 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[The man looks kind of sketchy and about as with it as Ernest but who's Audrey to judge, she's a vending machine. It doesn't register as strange or alarming that he has a gun and starts reaching for it at a surprising noise. After the arrival of the Visitor, that's just being safe.

Anyway, she could take quite a few bullets without being too hurt. It wouldn't be the first time she's been shot.

There is an internal whirring, followed by the CLUNK and clatter as she drops another can into the slot.]


Yes, I can hear you! It's okay. I'm not going to attack.

[On the other side of the can:]

I've never heard of "Revashal". You haven't had something weird happening outside?
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CW: Disco Elysium Spoilers

[personal profile] notthatkindofanimal 2026-01-13 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Into his pockets, the first can goes. It'd be a good Morale Boost, maybe.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY: That weak shit? Get it out of here! Ask- no... Demand the good shit! You NEED it. You're so thirsty...

Harry, like most times ever since waking up that one day, ignores the impulse.]

It's actually C-H-O-L, not S-H-A-L.

[SHIVERS: Keep the curtains closed.

Harry shudders off the sudden chill. If his expression could change, he'd probably look sheepish.]

I've had my fair week of the para-natural. Holes to the Pale and beautiful Insulindian Phasmids.

[A beat.

RHETORIC: Don't call this machine creepy.]

And creepy machines that talk through cans, now, apparently.
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[personal profile] friendingmachine 2026-01-13 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not happening wherever that is, then. Good.

quick make a perception check to notice Audrey sighing through her coin slot! Her boxy sides don't move with the breath and she has no vocal chords, so it's easy to miss. She is creepy, is the thing. Worse when she's not making the effort to look like a normal vending machine. To someone who hasn't been seeing yet worse monsters, she'd be gross and frightening.

A third can!]


So this is somewhere not Montreal and not Revachol. With new and different weirdness. :/

[Other side of the can:]

Yes, sorry! This is the only way I can talk. It's very inconvenient but it could be worse.
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[personal profile] notthatkindofanimal 2026-01-13 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[A third can? Hmnh. Harry pockets the second one and reads the third.

PERCEPTION (Legendary)(Success): The sound of breath pufts out of the coin slot.

INLAND EMPIRE: A sigh of relief, or, perhaps... with a hint of disappointment mixed in.

HALF-LIGHT: Nope. This is wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

RHETORIC: Those dots and line... It screams that the can machine is just in the dark about this as we are.]

Yeah, it could be much worse... You could be completely destroyed.

[LOGIC: If it is only able to talk through the medium of these machines, then that means it is expending a finite amount of them.

INTERFACING: Those cans had to be stored in there somewhere. Feel around for an opening within the bottom recess of it.

Harry will kneel down and insert the can into the opening slot, fumbling around to see just where he can push the can back up.]
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[personal profile] friendingmachine 2026-01-14 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[what is he doing!! Audrey's eyes, disguised as design elements and buttons, twitch as the man starts rummaging around in her 'mouth'. Part of her wants to bite, but she's got a good handle on that now. It's deeply embarrassing to her that she almost took a man's arm off when she first changed.

She should wait. She should wait, right? If she drops a can now he might jerk and scrape his arm on her teeth, she can only pull them back so far.

more things checks might pick up: the red "paint" wrapped around the outside of the machine is something closer to leather. There is a faint pulse to be detected. the air inside the machine is several degrees warmer than the air outside. on the inner surface of the metal the delivery slot is cut into, several very large fangs are kept retracted, out of the way.

half-life, what is this opening? what is this space?]