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Unfinished Library Mod & NPC Account ([personal profile] libraryassistants) wrote in [community profile] unfinishedooc2025-12-20 09:27 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Welcome to the Library

Those who are new awake in the stacks.

You’re not sure when you fell asleep, and the memories of the last things you were doing are hazy at best. But now you’re here, and all you can see is books in every direction, the bookshelves teetering high enough above you to reach to the sky.

A helpful sign points you in the direction of the main circulation desk, and even if you try to ignore it and go in any other direction, the desk is where you will find yourself. A figure sits behind the desk, not even looking up as they sort through books and other media; they look, to your character, to be the exact picture of what they expect a Librarian to be.

Trying to ask the Librarian a question will get them shushed, but they’ll point down a hallway to the side, leading to a kitchenette and what appears to be a dorm room, where they’ll find they’re not alone in this strange place. But once they’ve looked away, when they look back, the Librarian is gone.


The Lobby

Those who are already familiar with the Library will see the Lobby change for the second time. It’s not paper plate UFOs and metal walls this time. Instead there are cheerful garlands strung about, and a stack of books shaped into a Christmas tree taking pride of place. The Help Desk is closed, the ‘Back in 5’ sign once again a bald-faced lie, but there is a menorah sat behind in the window, conveniently just out of reach of anyone who tries to get it. The candles are lit in a… somewhat sporadic fashion, the correct order but with no rhyme or reason to what ‘night’ is being represented. Either time is strange here, whoever’s in charge of it doesn’t know what day it is either, or they simply don’t care. Or some mix of the three.

Those two particular winter holidays are not the only ones represented either; characters will find a smattering of decorations or festive accessories from a great number of holidays, from their own worlds and beyond. There is what looks like a cabinet with instructions to pick your fortune from one of the many drawers. For some reason, there are a number of what looks like a child’s toy ponies placed on and around the cabinet. There are also some posters declaring in bold, decidedly upsetting typeset: “THE GOD-EMPEROR WISHES YOU A FESTIVE SANGUINALIA!” complete with a picture of a certain Library resident in all his feathered, shining glory. (The poster is not remotely shiny, but there are helpful accent lines to show that he should be shining.) And, for some reason, there is also a giant straw goat in the garden now, surrounded by festive strings of lights. Please do not set it on fire.

The Kitchens

It seems the decorations are not the only thing in the holiday spirit. The kitchens, usually bereft of anything but the most basic foodstuffs, are now full to the brim with a variety of holiday foods. There is always a tureen with hot mulled wine and a try of sweet pastries near by it, there’s ham and latkes in the fridge to be heated up, jelly doughnuts, moon cakes, pies, and an assortment of other delicious things. If your character would expect to find a certain thing within the stash, they do, regardless of how niche it may be. Christmas chili? Of course there’s christmas chili!

Oh, and that mulled wine isn’t the only alcohol around either- champagne, sake, hard cider… again, anything anyone might expect to find. Just try not to overdo it too much, alright? Everyone still has to sleep in the same room, and the Assistants aren’t going to show up to hold your hair back.

Crafts and More

What good are holidays without crafts? The Maker’s Space has been specially supplied with anything you might need to make your festive crafts- this includes everything you’d need for a gingerbread construction! (You’d think this would be in the kitchen, but don’t kid yourself- those things are not for eating.) There’s strips of colorful paper rings and instructions on how to make your own, little things of clay and paint and directions on how to craft your own dreidel, ’stained glass’ paper lanterns, and more. Oh, and glitter. Obviously there is a lot of glitter available.

There are also snow globe kits, mostly generic winter themes- trees, presents, and the like. Strangely enough, however, when they’re complete and shaken, they’ll show a memory from the person who shook it- a memory of a holiday, or snow, or generally something that invokes the feeling of the season- light, and hope, and togetherness. It’s fragmented, almost stop-motion in between the falling bits of ‘snow,’ but once it has settled the normal, basic scene inside returns.
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[personal profile] guilliman 2025-12-23 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
His nose wrinkles in distaste. "No. That is a frivolous and invasive use of psykery or warpcraft. Your warning is appreciated."

He takes the beads, so very tiny in his big, meaty hands, and begins to carefully add them to his project. "Have you had to deal with chronomancy often?"
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[personal profile] nightmaregreen 2025-12-23 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It's almost cute. Sort of like watching a bear try to unlatch window - big paws, little buttons and baubles.

"I don't know much about it, but it feels like it oughta be messier and more dangerous than just having a peep and reflecting stuff that I've got here with me in my noodle." That is not wholly true, but Roachy isn't about to start sharing knowledge with a stranger. It makes sense to assume that pretty much everyone here is cleared (or comfortable) with the knowledge that magic exists, but the details? Eh...

"You?"
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[personal profile] guilliman 2025-12-24 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Primarchs and bears are remarkably similar, if you think about it. Charismatic megafauna. Approximately human-shaped. Delightful company, right up until they swat your head off.

"Personally, no. Beyond the distortions of the warp, and their administrative repercussions. I am well-read enough in the theoretical, however, that I know I do not wish to experience any practical. My presence here is worrisome enough."
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[personal profile] nightmaregreen 2025-12-24 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
How do they feel about pic-a-nic baskets?

"I am perfectly happy for any and all magic, psychic, and weird nonsense to remain firmly in the theoretical. Let the nice men and ladies in labcoats write their papers and snipe at each other." Roachy has some firsthand and very messy experience with practical magic. It's gross. And usually awkward.

"Where or when are you from, bud?"
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[personal profile] guilliman 2025-12-25 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"All magic, no, I do not expect to ever be free of. Would that I could be so fortunate." He affects a tone like an office worker talking about Monday meetings -- this is an annoyance they are both aware of? Something they can form a connection over, like ordinary mortals do? Ha, ha.

"I have been told that many here hail from a time before humanity began to populate the galaxy. If that is the case, this will sound extraordinary to you." He sounds apologetic, in a polite, matter-of-fact way. Roachy's feelings will not change reality, but he is at least acknowledging them. "I am a Primarch of the Imperium of Mankind, from the forty-second millennium."